Flashing way forward to 1994.
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| Well, your son has a C average in high school thus far. | |
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| I know--it's a shame that at 6'1" he's too big to spank. | |
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| Actually, we think the reason is because he's smarter than all the teachers we have and he's bored to tears. | |
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| Oh yeah... I mean, that's what I figured too. | |
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*note: yes, i'm aware that my mother has been in every panel so far. perhaps there are weird oedipal forces at work. i'll check into that.
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| We're thinking he'd do better at a school 100 miles from home. | |
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| At fifteen? This just keeps getting better! | |
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