Other notes from the public high school:
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| Say, Heather. I wrote a bunch of poems about how beautiful you are. Wanna read 'em? | |
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| Umm... they're great. Definitely get in touch when you're attractive and/or captain of some team or another. | |
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Later, when your narrator was about to leave for the nerd school:
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| Hey Chris--those poems really meant a lot to me. Do you have more copies? | |
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| I do, but this knowledge would have been more useful to me a few semesters ago. Thank God for masturbation, I guess. | |
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