Maybe I can help you, sir. Tell me a little more about your sister.
Let's see...she's wanted to rule the world from an early age, she seceded from the United States a few years ago to form her own country, and she's memorized all the Evil Overlord lists.
Ahhh...excellent. Does she have an Evil Sidekickâ„¢?
She has three cats.
Based on her level of expertise and feline affiliation, we recommend the Advanced Overlordâ„¢ package. It comes with three Doomsday Devicesâ„¢ and an Evil Kitty Lairâ„¢ for up to 12 cats.
