We have various pricing plans. The Advanced Overlordâ„¢ package pricing is as follows: $25 billion US, 1400 bars of gold bullion, or 23 relatively untainted souls.
I'll pay by soul.
...You HAVE 23 relatively untainted souls?
I started a collection when I was younger. Thought they'd come in handy some day.
Thank you, SIR! For paying by soul, your sister will get a lifetime membership in our Evil Overlord Clubâ„¢, free of charge. She'll receive discounts on our products and a small island in the Pacific.