jes_lawson
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"More features than a rotary phone but less easy to use than a touch tone phone" - Attitudechicka

Every Iain Banks novel in 3 panels.

by jes_lawson
1-13-03

Step 1. give your character a fucked up background. It helps if they are Scottish or just a bit wacko


	I'm Frank from the Wasp Factory, ken? I get other kids to do lethal stunts, while I wait for my half-brother to come out of the insane asylum!


	I'm Hinako from Canal Dreams. I am a borderline schizophrenic and have a phobia of flying.

Step 2. Plod the story along with some well detailed scenes. Ominous danger should loom. And happen.


	You're a fuckin mental slapper, eh? Ahm away ae shoot a wasp's nest.


	I'm in Panama, diving. Soon communist rebels will rape me and kill all my friends.

Step 3. Conclude the story with a twist, preferably referring to the victims childhood/ just completely fucked up


	Ah shit! I'm really a girl! Mah da was "experimenting!"


	Ha ha! I have a psychotic episode, stab the guerillas with a cello spike and swim off, naked! Stupid ned!