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Every Iain M. Banks novel in 3 panels

by jes_lawson
1-13-03

Step1. Set your novel in The Culture, a symbiotic human-machine society. Now make them anarchists. They are atheists, left-wing, liberal and sexually uninhibited


	Man that was some good ketamine! Now I'm going to change sex so I can fuck myself!


	The drone Tobor-Buttfux0r will be happy to join in. Set effectors to cornhole!

Step 2. For no good reason, send a charcter off to interact with another species.


	Usually I will start moralising and interfering with your society.


	Usually I have three legs and get effectored. Feet-For-Ears was up for this part but declined. Git.

Step 3. Show how it is all part of the machines plan to make everyone a left-wing liberal, add some more fucked up plot twists and a few silly spaceship names.


	You fucked your cousin and then made a chair out of her bones? Jesus Christ!


	All down to my childhood. Now if you'll excuse me I have to get back to my ship, the GSV Random Crazy Reuseable Police Clown.

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