jes_lawson
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"More features than a rotary phone but less easy to use than a touch tone phone" - Attitudechicka

Obervations on internet dating.

by jes_lawson
4-28-05


	I was on an internet matchmaking site, and it told me "We're sorry, but you are one of the 20% of our customers for whom we can find no match."


	I'd make a snide comment, but that totally sucks!


	Why does this kind of thing always happen to me?


	Hey it's not you babe, it's the website. Can you imagine if that happened in real life?


	Sorry sir, but you're one of the 20% of customer to want to buy groceries today, who we can't serve!


	It's the voluminous sweat-stained jacket, isn't it?