jes_lawson
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Star Wars: Episode 3. May contain spoilers.

by jes_lawson
4-28-05


	Mr Cruise! The tabloids and Nicole Kidman are claiming your lightsabre is too short and red!


	Those rebel scum! It's time to unleash the ultimate weapon!


	No. Retaliate with a volley of slurs on her charatcer, then a salvo of tawdry bedroom secrets. Then call Val Kilmer; we're making Top Gun 2.


	So you can put your egos in orbit around the Forest Moon of Endor, luring them into a deadly trap?


	Don't fuck with my shit, assistant! I can crush throats with my mind! How do you think I got The Last Samurai an Oscar nomiation?