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by kaufman
9-08-03
You say you have an electric mixer lodged in your rectum? Yes, Matthew, I think I'll be able to remove it.
No, Doc, you don't understand. I just want you to plug it in and turn it on.
You know the plan. Now that we've broken into the morgue, we find Matt's body and sneak it away.
Yeah, but how will we know which one was his? They say he was badly burned.
That's why they have toe tags. See that one there? What does it say?
It says, "DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF THE LAW."
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