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| Abdul, I just downloaded a bootleg copy of Police Academy 5 off the internet. Want to come over to my tent and watch it? | |
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| Can we make it tomorrow? I have a bris to attend this evening. | |
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| Quick, Marge, get in here. The President's about to announce complete victory in the war on terrorism. | |
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| My fellow Americans, today every single member of Al Qaeda has blown himself up at NO loss to innocent civilian life. | |
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| Mr. President, It has recently come to light that Clear Channel secretly bought the Al-Jazeera network and began running Gigli 24/7 on it. Any comment on this concentration of media power? | |
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| Please, gentlemen, today I only want to talk about our victory over the terrorists. | |
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