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| I'm here with casino owner Steve Wynn, who's put forth a most interesting theory on all the world's ills. Care to explain, Steve? | |
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| Absolutely. Big hair is the cause of all of our problems. For instance, did you see what happened to Siegried and Roy? That tiger was distracted by a woman with big hair. | |
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| Maybe so, but that doesn't explain all the world's problems. Hurricane Isabel, for instance, had nothing to do with big hair. | |
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| Are you sure? Check your chaos theory. Step on a butterfly here, and you may cause a typhoon in China. And big hairdos displace a lot more air than a little butterfly stomp. | |
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| Well, telemarketers. Surely they don't have anything to do ... | |
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| Have you ever seen a telemarketer? Mullets and beehives, my friend. What else can account for the pressure that causes the brain damage that turns these people away from honest lives? | |
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