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by kaufman
10-10-03
Now the political circus in California, nobody can think that big hair caused that travesty.
Are you kidding? You know how big and complex that ballot was? Hair blocks your vision, and next thing you know, you're punching the wrong hole. HASTA LA VISTA, GRAY D!
The next sign of the apocalypse: the Cubs and Red Sox may both make the World Series. Big hair has nothing to do with that.
Oh yeah? Then why did the whole Boston team shave their heads? Big hair is for losers!
Staying in the sports arena, Kobe Bryant is accused of sexually assaulting a woman who DID NOT have big hair. How do you account for that?
Her hair clearly averted a bigger debacle. If she had big hair, it wouldn't be a mere athlete who stands accused; it would have been the last President of the United States.
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