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| Some more things that have nothing to do with big hair. The leaking of the name of the undercover CIA agent. | |
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| Drip, drip, drip. What stops a leak? Hair in the drain. Cut off that big hair, so it can plug it. | |
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| The blackout through the Northeast? | |
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| What do you think caused it? Walk under a power line with big enough hair: BZZZZZT! Short circuit, and out goes the power! | |
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| The war in Iraq. Surely, even you ... | |
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| You know what that fighting was all about. It's Saddam's mustache. He shaves, we go home. | |
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