The Hair and Distort Us

Author: kaufman

Date: October 10, 2003

by kaufman
10-10-03
Some more things that have nothing to do with big hair. The leaking of the name of the undercover CIA agent.
Drip, drip, drip. What stops a leak? Hair in the drain. Cut off that big hair, so it can plug it.
The blackout through the Northeast?
What do you think caused it? Walk under a power line with big enough hair: BZZZZZT! Short circuit, and out goes the power!
The war in Iraq. Surely, even you ...
You know what that fighting was all about. It's Saddam's mustache. He shaves, we go home.