Down there in Jooville they started to pilfer mezuzot of gold and dreidels of silver.
Shofars and tallit, and Shabbat wall sockets, Gifts for the kids, like Shlomo's pet rocket. And Miriam's new Barbie Beit Knessett, And the Franklin Mint Deluxe 6-Day-War Chess Set!
On to the kitchen and ready to steal, all of the staples of the Joos' Chanukah meal. Latkes and blintzes and Manischewitz Grape, Kasha ball soup, and gefilte ape.
