He stole Bloomingdales purses, true felt fedoras, And was about to grab the Joos' best menorah. When Cindy Lou Joo, who was only but two, awoke and asked him,
Why, Rabbi, are you doing what you do?
Well, the Grinch was so smooth, without batting an eye, he came up with a smooth, deceitful lie.
The third candle over, you can see it is broken. The wick is impure, the fire is smoking.
The menorah must go to my shop for repair, I can't do it here, I must take it there.
Oh, thank you, good rabbi, you are a life saver. But before you go, I must ask a favor. I know you won't mind, a man like you of course can, Help out and remove my new brother's foreskin.
