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| I am a homeless man. I do not have an umbrella which puts me at risk of pneumonia when I sleep outside in the rain. | |
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| If only you were a businessman like me, then you could have a businessman sized umbrella. | |
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| Perhaps you could give me your umbrella? I am so very cold. | |
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| Not a chance. You're not a businessman and therefore not entitled to this size of umbrella. At the best you might be allowed a normal person sized umbrella. | |
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| Is there a special size of umbrella for us homeless folk? | |
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| Yes, have you ever seen the paper ones that come in cocktails? | |
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