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by leildavid
8-16-05
So, I call my dad back to hear the gold nugget that he's thought of about the home depot.
Oh yeah, man, you seen how many HANDICAPPED parking spaces they got at the Home Depot now? I mean, how many HANDICAPPED people they got shopping for lumber, huh? What do they need to build, RAMPS??
Oh jesus.
RAMPS, son! Are you writing this down?
Yeah, dad, I got the ramps thing. It's just that it's exceptionally offensive.
HANDICAPPED is a funny word!
Yeah, Dad, I think the only way I could get away with that joke on stage is if I did it in your voice, then made fun of you for saying it.
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