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Home Depot 2

by leildavid
8-16-05


	So I'm headed out the door to go to the home depot, and your mother asks me where I'm going, so I said "The Home Depot" and she said "What's at the Home Depot?" And I said, "Building Supplies"


	And she says, "Well I know what's at the Home Depot, but why are you going there?" and I said, "None of your fucking business."


	You can use that, I don't mind. I just think of these things and they're funny and I'm not doing anything with them. You know, you can use it or not use it, I don't care.


	Dad, I don't know if I can really use that in my act...because it doesn't have a punchline really. Unless I make the punchline be, you know, something like.."My dad's a dick."

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