Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  lildeucecoup  

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Ever just take a moment out of your day and thought about how grateful you were for your legs? Even if they don't work it's better than just having stumps. I left for awhile. Some might call it sour grapes, some might call it a banning. I call it a time of reflection. I'm sorry I didn't come back sooner. I'd like to take a moment of silence to remember the legacy I've left behind. Uh-oh... Sounds like somebodies got a bad case of the Mondays! Hi! I'm Bard Storch. I'm currently sitting in a chair typing. I enjoy the great outdooors, the great national parks of the world, wikipedia and the internet. I also enjoy most college sports, but not college baseball. I get a little sloppy. Please don't be offended. P.S. If you're thinking of writing a book about me. Don't.
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by lildeucecoup
11-28-07
Excuse me do you have your ticket stub?
Whata re you movie theater security? You're in a fucking wheel chair? You're taking jobs from hardworking people with hardworking legs.
Forget it, just do whatever you want.
No, you're going to do your god damned job and through me out of this mother fucking theater like a man with working legs would.
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Hows about I sit in your lap and you wheel the two of us outta here and we go get a bite to eat at the Lonestar Stek house on the other side of the mini mall?
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