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1669: First jury trial in American colonies convicts Marcus Jacobson of insurrection. Penalty: flogging, branding, & slavery.
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| And he got off rather good I say...! The poor chap...! | |
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| You'd say that... and, actually... knowing what happened to my ancestors... I agree! | |
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1987: Passenger ferry Dona Paz & oil tanker Victor collide off Manila; 4000-plus people die.
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| That is absurd! Nothing this calamitous ever happens when a fairy matches wits with an old thinker... we fairies always outwit them - we never get photographed and nobody gets hurt! | |
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| Uh... "Donna"... if that is your name... you misunderstood a little and a lot there... I think... and I ain't no old thinker... and the name ain't Victor either! | |
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1991: CIA task force stamps report on 'openness' as Top Secret.
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| *Cough* *Cough* But... we were open enough to promptly invade Panama two years ago - once Manuel Noriega was no longer useful to our beloved CIA! | |
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| Yeah... true... we did that one right in the open... because WE CAN! Geesh - I am proud to be an American! | |
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