1540 - England's King Henry VIII married his fourth wife, Anne of Cleves -- which lasted 6 months...
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| Anne of a 1,000 days she was surely NOT! King Henry The Eighth collected wives like I collect Pokémons! Tee-Hee! | |
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| Silence peasant! Annes abound in my kingdom - and I gotta get'em all! | |
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1759 - - George Washington and Martha Dandridge Custis were married...
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| Hip Hip Hip - Hurray! George & Martha ~ Forever! Yaaaaaaaay!!! God Bless America! | |
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| The King and Queen of America... eh? And the madness of THIS King George was more carefully hidden... not like the other guy... | |
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2005 --- Steven & Jennifer
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| Ten bucks it will go as far as... a year? Two at the most... Maybe three, depending in which direction the wind blows... He's no King Henry VIII but he's no King Arthur either...! | |
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| Five bucks... I'm not risking a penny more on such highly unpredictable betting subjects... And me, I give it six months! | |
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