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by mandingo
2-15-12
you have peeked zee wrong alley, leettle girl. before i drain your sveet, sveet blood, let me tell you about zee destroyer you had zee misfortune to meet tonight
for thouseends of years, rulers have quaked at my name. i've made mountains crumble and ceeties burn. i've changed zee course of history... with a seengle bite!
but i'm a virgin. even as a bat. eet's weird. and sometimes i wet 'um. are zee two related? i don't know. and zis one time i tried to steeck my deeck een my hot neighbor's dog.
i can still hear you when you're mumbling behind the cape, you know.
i'll just be going!
hey, don't feel bad. vampire virgins make up half my school.
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RandomComicLayoutGuy says:

I didn't know Dracula was German
posted Feb 16th, 2012 ( permalink )

mandingo says:

half german, half scottish with that dog ****ing there
posted Feb 16th, 2012 ( permalink )


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