Don't worry, citizens, Staple Man is here! Stand back. I shall staple this airplane back together post haste!
Hey Staple Man, quick question. Are you retarded? We're in an airplane that's being ripped to shreads. What the hell are you supposed to staple back together? Dumb ass.
Sit down and shut up, dickhead.
Does anyone have any papers they need stapled or anything like that? Any loose-leaf papers?
