I like to help people. That's just the kind of guy I am.
Take two weeks ago, for instance. I went to the sperm bank and made a donation.
That was all well and good, but now I'm on their mailing lists. Their always sending me fliers saying "Supplies are dangerously low on filing clerk sperm!'
They send emails too. 'Would you like to produce more sperm?' 'Discount ink jet cartridges for your sperm' It's getting out of hand.
