Hard to say, but I think if we can get him on a high protein diet and plenty of exercise and lots of bananas, he should grow into a fine chimp with a great coat.
He's my husband, you jack ass. How do we get my husband back to being a human being?
Oh...I'll have to run more tests. Say, you wouldn't be interested in the Chimp Science Diet food for him would you? Because as he gets older, he'll need a food that meets his emerging needs.
