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Bad weather a coming

by mmyers
1-26-04


	Excuse me, sir. Clinch Sphincter with Action 5 News. Looks like you're getting ready for the storm that's heading this way.


	Am I on TV? Yes, I'm buying every single loaf of bread in the store.


	I see. And what do you hope to accomplish by doing this considering that almost all of the bread will spoil before you can eat it.


	I figure if the power goes out, I'll spend the next few days rolling myself in bread and masturbating. You know, it passes the time.


	Could we make an effort to talk to people before we put them on live TV?


	Rubber Gloves, aisle four. Excellent.