Karen, we're going to have to close the building down. The fumes are just too much.
What??
We're going to close it down for awhile, maybe come back to it in a few years, aroma permitting.
Surely my perfume didn't do all of this?
Actually, no. There's been a gas leak, skunks invaded the building, someone had a perm put in, popcorn got burned, and we've discovered a dead body downstairs. Your perfume covered those smells.