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What I learned from watching Court TV yesterday

by mmyers
3-26-04


	And Mr. Bloom, could you please inform the court if you've ever found Anna Nicole Smith attractive?


	You mean found her attractive after she took the Trim-Spa?


	No, Mr Bloom, I'm talking about the Anna Nicole that disgraced the airwaves with seam stretched outfits far too revealing for her thick frame.


	I think first, Mr. GiantOwl, we must define the words "find" and "attractive".


	Attorney GiantOwl, I'm a man. I can't be held responsible for the sick things that turn me on.