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Hellboy (9)

by mmyers
4-13-04


	Home alone, dee-dee-dee. I sure hope no one tries to kill me.


	Ah, Professor Broom. In my country, You are not allowed to have door locks. In your country, I kick your door down. Henh-henh-henh.


	Ah, my old nemesis Yakov Smirnoff. It seems like many, many, many years since I have had to listen to your observational humor.


	I've been doing the cruise liner circuit with Michael Winslow from the Police Academy movies. He's the black guy who does the sound effects.


	You poor bastard. You've obviously been driven insane.


	Yes, and now I plan on unleashing demons to destroy the world. I can't live in a world that allows him to keep doing those sound effects.

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