I like you, Professor, so I'm going to show you what the impending Apocolypse will look like. Ta-da!
Oh dear! A broken stop sign! My glasses are laying broken on the ground! And a newspaper reading "Apocolypse!"!
Hmmm, I wonder who sits around on the day of the Apocolypse and makes sure that the paper gets out to all those who don't realize that it's the Apocolypse.
Yes, good question.
The Village Voice offices
I've got to get that paper out before the conservative media prints their version of the Apocolypse story.
