Well, I'm sad that they killed the Professor, but don't fret, Hellboy, because he's gone to a better place.
Man, you don't know my dad.
Oh dear me, I've seem to ended up in Hell. Funny, I always thought I led a good life.
Bitter irony and all that shit, ya know? So you know my boy, huh? You his boy friend?
Oh my, no. I'm his mentor and father figure.
Hey, whatever, ya know. Don't ask, don't tell. Whatever. Shut up during the game or I'll make you poop a cactus. Fetch me a beer while you're standing there.
