That's odd. My Cocoa Krispies are snapping, but not crackling and popping.
It's because they're dead, you jack ass. Crackle and Pop...they're dead. Now it's just snap, snap, snap. I'm working my ass off here.
Snap? That's you? You look terrible.
That's what happens when you 'ride the white horse', it ain't pretty. 50 years of getting up at the ass crack of dawn, waiting for some kid to pour a bowl so I can 'snap'. Something's got to give.
Wow, I never realized the life of a cereal character was so depressing.
Yeah, well, whatever. I gotta hop a red eye to Cleveland because some kids about to pour a bowl. "Delicious part of a balanced breakfast" and all that. *mutter mutter*
