I say, your majesty, Buckingham palace seems to be under attack. Perhaps we should be retreating.
Nonsense. Summon my Royal Guard.
Um...Royal Guard?
The people that I have knighted and who have sworn to protect me.
Um, Sir Bill Gates is away on business, Sirs Elton John and Paul McCartney are on tour, and Sir Rudy Guiliani is helping the US president. I'm afraid we're doomed.
Nonsense. Not all is lost as long as we still have...Sir Martin Short. Summon him, and tell him to dress up as Jiminy Glick. He makes me laugh.
