Paco, since I was at least 8 years old, I've envisioned myself one day having superpowers.
Sure, who hasn't.
For 30 years, I've waited for the tiny ways that they would manifest themselves, a little glimmer of the talent that would grow to be my superpower.
Right.
Today, my powers manifested themselves, or maybe they've been there all along and I was too blind to see them. Paco, my power is...I make people stupid.
It must be working on me because I have no idea where this is going.
