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Filing Clerk, VIP and the government

by mmyers
12-08-04

*Excerpts from actual incident, but mostly fabricated


	Hello, I'm with the government and Homeland Security. I need access to your files on Shanita Cocktail.


	I'll need to see some ID and a subpoena/warrant for records.


	But I'm with the department of Homeland Security. I protect the United States.


	You protect the United States from Shanita Cocktail?


	Look, you MUST let me see those documents. I'm authorized by the President of the United States.


	Yeah, but he's kind of a douche, so I can't really take his word for it. Come to think of it, you're kind of a douche.