mmyers
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Filing Clerk, VIP and the government (2)

by mmyers
12-08-04


	What do you mean "The President is a douche"? That's a threat to security.


	I mean, when he jumps in the water, it makes a "spla-douche" sound. I mean his favorite Beach Boys song is "Little Douche coop".


	His favorite score in tennis is "Douche-Douche". If he was a drug and someone took him, they'd have an 'over-douchage'. He is a douche.


	Do you know what would happen if I brought in a search warrant? I would shut dow--


	Hold on, I just thought of another one...shit, you made me forget it. Thanks alot.