Our operatives have revealed that an evil organization known as the Criminal Liberators for Invasive Treachery, or CLIT, is planning on invading.
What do we do?? What do we do??
Don't worry. Although we're not sure of the exact location of the CLIT, we have operatives doing their best to find the CLIT and shall we say, rub them the wrong way.
Murmur murmur!
We are bringing in a special advisor to help us defeat the CLIT once we have found it. I give you Wellington McNocock.
I assure you, my good man, that there is nothing I am less interested in than the whereabouts of the CLIT.