I didn't vote for you in the decorating contest, Xmas tree. I voted for the dancing tree in accounting. It plays Elvis singing "Blue Christmas" and does a jig.
That thing is the tree equivelent of those singing mounted fish. Just tacky.
I didn't realize that having little multi-colored balls and lights strung through you was a dignified living.
I've got something for you. Hold on.
I don't get it...oh wait...you're giving me the bird. Very funny.
