Man, it's hard being a minotaur in the forest these days. What happened to all the hot minotaur chicks? Oohh-la-la, check out that fine piece of work...
Were you just checking me out?? You're sick, you freak! Ugh!
No, no! I'm a minotaur. I have horse legs, see? And you were obscured by the bushes so I thought you were a minotaur girl. you kind of looked like my ex from the hind quarters.
Oh...well, I guess I can understand that. I suppose we all do look the same from the waist down. Say, maybe we could hang out sometime...
R-really?
Fuck no! Hello?! Kissing you would be like making out with a doughnut! I like my men rattled, paddled, and ready to be saddled.
