Man, slow news day. News just seems to have stopped happening this week. We've got to do something.
We go on in two hours. Got to be something we can talk about.
Welcome to the news on 3. Ahem. Soooo...how is everyone tonight? I'm doing good. Yep. Went to the grocery today. That was fun. Yep, yep, it was...and, um...
Tomorrow night, a 12 part expose' on why my cat refuses to use the litter box! We'll call it "Cat-gate!" I'll work on a graphic.
And we can do a "Where are they now?" segment where someone tells me what happened to my high school girlfriend. God, I miss her.