OK, who's been woking on my bulletin? Hmm? Anyone? I've been working on it all damn day. I set it down for 2 seconds and someone sets their wok on it!
Fine, you bunch of pussies. No on is going to fess up? I'll let Clark go out there with wok juice all over his bulletin. Then we'll see who fesses up.
This just in! Shocking news as Mary-Kate Olsen chokes on shit! A horrifyi--wait, there's a waterchestnut on my paper...oh... Mary-Kate 'chose' shittake mushrooms as her favorite mushroom. *sigh*