I'm gonna grab a beer from the concession stand before the show starts. You want anything?
I'll take a Zima, please...you know, on second thought, a Zima isn't very metal. I'll have a Smirnoff Ice, please and thank you.
Hello my heavy metal listening brethren! Tonight's show is going to kick all kinds of ass, isn't it?
Pfff, I guess. Bunch of fuckin' posers fucking hanging out trying to act like they're something they aren't. Fucking pussies.
They sure are a bunch of pussies, aren't they? My favorite Cannibal Corpses song is "Raped and strangled." When they start to play it, I'm going to be like-
