Here you go, man. They didn't have Zima or Smirnoff Ice so I got you a PBR instead.
That's cool. As long as it tastes like a Zima I don't care. Boy, there sure are a bunch of pussy ass posers here tonight, huh?
Heheh, what?
Pussy ass posers. There sure are a bunch of them out tonight, huh? Not like us. Real metal in the house!
You've been talking to people, haven't you? Rule #1 for you: don't talk to people.
10-4. I wanted to buy a shirt but I didn't have enough money so I had someone write Cannibal Corpse on the back of my shirt with a Sharpie. You think that will wash out?