Hey man, I heard that you got a good review on your play. It said you're a "scene stealer."
I don't so much 'steal' the scene as much as I grab it and yell in its face 'I'm not going to jail for YOU OR ANYBODY!' then I shake it like Nell Carter shook Joey on Gimme a Break.
Awk-WARD.
This is why I don't talk to most people about theatre.
