In recent news, at a chimp rescue preserve, a man and his family who were visiting a chimp they had placed there, were attacked by said chimpanzees.
The man had his testicles removed by the chimps along with an ear and sustained a severe beating and bruising while his family only sustained minor injuries.
Ah, chimps, they really are so much like us.
You got a problem, comic reader boy? 'Cause there ain't nothing between us but air and opportunity. You wanna go?! You wanna a piece of me??
