--and then my son said that he wouldn't drink tea and I said "But it's bet--
Hey! Remember back when you first started here?
Sure do. I--
Remember how you were frightened of talking to me because of how weird I looked to you?
Sure do. I thought you were some weird-o. Then you came over and introduced yourself and then I realized that you were OK and we've been talking ever since.
If I were to strike your head with a Swingline stapler, which part of your head do you think I'd have to hit to erase that memory from your noggin?
