mmyers
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Edgar Allen Poe's lost classic: The tell-tale taint (4)

by mmyers
3-15-05


	A bacon cheddar burger, curly fries, and a jamocha shake. That'll be $5.16.


	It seems we both need something, hmm? Perhaps we could strike a deal, yesss?


	Dude, what the hell are you talking about?


	You need $5.16 and I need you perineum. Perhaps a deal can be struck. One for the other, tit for tat, as they say.


	Dude, you need your value meal and jamocha shake and I need the $5.16 to give it to you.


	*OHH! I'll have something you want someday, and when that day comes, your perineum shall-be-MINE! slurp* Mmm jamocha.**