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Edgar Allen Poe's lost classic: The tell-tale taint (5)

by mmyers
3-15-05


	Begging your pardon sir but I was walking along and noticed that you weren't using your philtrum. May I purchase it from you?


	How odd! I noticed that you had been neglecting your perineum and wished to purchase it from you.


	Ah, I see I have encountered another collector of the rare and biological. May I ask, what is a perineum?


	Also known as 'the taint'. And you, what is the philtrum?


	That little bit under your nose.


	There was a person over by the water fountain who might sell you their philtrum. Sadly they would not part with their taint. Good luck, though.