Hey Chuck, why don't you come and kick this football?
I suppose I could give it a go. Hold it steady.
*Bang!*
Haha, Charlie Brown, you'll never kick that football.
Hey! You shot me! I'm bleeding! Christ, you shot me!
*cough**cough* The joke...is supposed to be that you pull the...football away...before I can kick it. *cough* The joke is...in the subtlety of the jo--
