It's me, your new boss, or rather the disembodied voice of your new boss. Yep, as things get more muddled and confusing around here, it will get harder and harder to see who I actually am.
Oh...well, welcome to the company then. I hope everything goes well between us and---
I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy surfing the net and talking on my cellphone.
You don't seem too much different from my old boss, apart from the translucency.
